me when i think i see the pattern:
I am studying for my drivers test
dude…. these 🤨 sunglasses
obi wan: malibu
- babygirl flavor for a babygirl man
-cunty
- classic flavor for a classic man
- he has matching lanyards with cody
cody: sunrise
- matches his armor and his man’s vape
- classy flavor for a classy man
- he works hard he deserves a yummy treat
anakin: mint and malibu
- use the mint one in front of other people because he doesn’t want to be seen enjoying “lame” “trashy” flavors but steals obi-wan’s malibu vape all the time
- when obi-wan tries to call him out on it he doubles down like it’s his job
- the mint matches his lightsaber
rex: tobacco
- this man is Weird i love him but i just know he has trash taste in so many things
- just smoke at this point cigarettes bro
- looks cute with his armor
ahsoka: sakura grape
- bisexual colors for a bi queen💙💖💜
- i think she deserves a bit of decadence
- she has a special clip on one of her sabers so she can take a rip mid fight
mace: triple berry ice
- the man loves purple what else is there to say
- he loves a good ice flavor
- he sneaks rips during council meetings
yoda: strawberry kiwi
- og flavor for an og man
- he thinks it’s funny to see people double-take when they see it
echo: lemon mint
- best flavor for the best boy
- it’s just so classy and yummy and effervescent just like him✨
- he has a special prosthetic attachment so he can take fat rips whenevuh
bo katan: black winter
- matches her armor and she’s committed to the aesthetic before all else
- she likes the name
hondo: strawberry piña colada
- he loves a party
- another babygirl flavor
- he likes bringing up the fact that his vape matches obi-wan’s
Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight’s the full moon
fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin
what the fuck ever it’s not like you guys have found the cup or the scepter yet either
“Jarvis, cut his legs off and torture him with knifes”